Charleston's most unserious institution of unlearning. Where homework is optional, recess is mandatory, and the dress code is "whatever makes you happy."
A rigorous curriculum of delightful nonsense, carefully designed to prepare students for absolutely nothing in particular.
Our flagship program. Students explore the intersection of aquatics and handicrafts. Scuba certification included.
An elite varsity sport. Students train in advanced sleeping techniques including the power nap and the full snooze.
Is it a dog? Is it a dragon? Our students spend countless hours lying in grass debating cloud shapes. Peer reviewed.
Applied physics meets culinary arts. Learn structural integrity, sauce distribution, and the perfect cheese-to-meat ratio.
Our performing arts department. No instruments required. Final exams are conducted exclusively during long car rides.
Charleston is full of anoles. Our students negotiate peace treaties between the green and brown factions. Critical work.
At Not Ashley Hall, we believe in the transformative power of not taking things too seriously.
We believe that aggressive optimism can solve most problems. The rest can be solved with snacks.
We have no idea what we're doing, and we think that's beautiful. Life's an adventure, not a syllabus.
Be nice to everyone. Including the lizards. Especially the lizards. They've been here longer than us.
Finding delight in small things is not a weakness. It is, in fact, the whole point of everything.
Actual quotes from actual humans who may or may not exist.
Spots are unlimited because this isn't a real school. But the vibes? The vibes are very real.
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