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Welcome to
Not Ashley Hall

Charleston's most unserious institution of unlearning. Where homework is optional, recess is mandatory, and the dress code is "whatever makes you happy."

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Our Un-Programs

A rigorous curriculum of delightful nonsense, carefully designed to prepare students for absolutely nothing in particular.

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Underwater Basket Weaving

Our flagship program. Students explore the intersection of aquatics and handicrafts. Scuba certification included.

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Competitive Napping

An elite varsity sport. Students train in advanced sleeping techniques including the power nap and the full snooze.

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Cloud Identification

Is it a dog? Is it a dragon? Our students spend countless hours lying in grass debating cloud shapes. Peer reviewed.

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Taco Engineering

Applied physics meets culinary arts. Learn structural integrity, sauce distribution, and the perfect cheese-to-meat ratio.

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Humming & Whistling

Our performing arts department. No instruments required. Final exams are conducted exclusively during long car rides.

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Lizard Diplomacy

Charleston is full of anoles. Our students negotiate peace treaties between the green and brown factions. Critical work.

Our Un-Values

At Not Ashley Hall, we believe in the transformative power of not taking things too seriously.

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Radical Cheerfulness

We believe that aggressive optimism can solve most problems. The rest can be solved with snacks.

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Enthusiastic Uncertainty

We have no idea what we're doing, and we think that's beautiful. Life's an adventure, not a syllabus.

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Maximum Kindness

Be nice to everyone. Including the lizards. Especially the lizards. They've been here longer than us.

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Unapologetic Joy

Finding delight in small things is not a weakness. It is, in fact, the whole point of everything.

What People Are Saying

Actual quotes from actual humans who may or may not exist.

"My daughter came home and said she got an A+ in napping. I've never been more proud. She's really found her calling."
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A Very Real Parent
Proud Nap Parent, Class of Whenever
"The taco engineering program changed my life. I now build structurally superior tacos. My family has never been happier."
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Taco Thompson
Taco Engineer, Magna Cum Laude
"I transferred from a 'real' school and honestly? I've learned more about life watching clouds than I ever did in calculus."
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Skyler Nimbus
Cloud Identification Major
"The lizard diplomacy program is extremely underrated. I brokered peace between 47 anoles last semester. Put that on a resume."
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Ambassador Gecko
Head of Reptile Relations

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